404

404

🚫 404: Page Not Found

(But your conversions are missing too…)

(P.S. This 404 feels a lot like your funnel right now: Cold. Quiet. Nobody pulling out their credit card)

Your Funnel is Leaking...
And It’s Not your Ad.

Your Funnel is Leaking...
And It’s Not your Ad.

Every hour a bad advertorial is live, $1,000 is thrown away…

How much have YOU thrown away?

I build prelanders that DO work.

Lines that steal their scroll, grab their attention, and yank that credit card.

Nasty (but compliant) copy that actually gets the click.

Because if your ad slaps but the next page doesn’t? Congrats. You just lost the sale.

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It’s Not the Ad. It’s Your Page.
The One After That Click.

It’s Not the Ad. It’s Your Page.
The One After That Click.

You’re spending $1k/day easy.
You’ve cycled through hooks, swapped creators, even even tried random YOLO 'why not' pages.

Still nothing.

The click hits. Notifications? Nothing.
That gut-drop? You saw it coming.

It’s not the offer. It’s not the ad.
It’s that dead looking page your piping hot payment ready customer was sent to…

Dry, generic, and turns everyone off.
Doesn’t move. Doesn’t sell. Just sits there while you hope something magical (might) happen.

The cold truth is: they didn’t leave because they weren’t interested.
They left because the page gave them nothing to believe in…

You don’t need another round of “maybe this’ll work.”

You need a page that moves. Right now. Before another click goes cold.

✅ What You Get:

A prelander that sells before they even hit the product

page.

A prelander that sells before they even hit the product

page.

A prelander that sells before they even hit the

product page.

Listicles, story pages, editorials 

(no fake personas, just people)

Listicles, story pages, editorials 

(no fake personas, just people)

Listicles, story pages, editorials 

(no fake personas, just people)

Built by someone who's lost money on bad pages…

(and fixed it with money-printing copy)

Built by someone who's lost money on bad pages…

(and fixed it with money-printing copy)

Built by someone who's lost money on bad pages…

(and fixed it with money-printing copy)

Fast turnaround, not “give us a week” fast.

(Under 48 hours fast)

Fast turnaround, not “give us a week” fast.

(Under 48 hours fast)

Fast turnaround, not “give us a week” fast.

(Under 48 hours fast)

❌ (And What You Don't)

Therapy sessions disguised as 'strategy' calls.

Therapy sessions disguised as 'strategy' calls.

Therapy sessions disguised as 'strategy' calls.

Pretty looking copy that couldn’t close a free trial.

Pretty looking copy that couldn’t close a free trial.

Pretty looking copy that couldn’t close a free trial.

Watered down AI pages stitched together by someone

who’s NEVER run any paid-traffic in their life.

Watered down AI pages stitched together by someone

who’s NEVER run any paid-traffic in their life.

Watered down AI pages stitched together by someone

who’s NEVER run any paid-traffic in their life.

Agency pricing with their agency excuses.

Agency pricing with their agency excuses.

Agency pricing with their agency excuses.

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Worst case? You find out what doesn't work.
Best case? You PRINT cash.

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Worst case? You find out what doesn't work.
Best case? You PRINT cash.

Want to See What Actualy Pulls?

Want to See What Actualy Pulls?

Want to See What Actualy Pulls?

(Examples coming this week)

No weak pages made for show.
Just raw prelanders that turn cold clicks into cash.

Pages that might not be the prettiest,
But pages that pay rent.

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(You've seen what works.
Let's build your's next)

Why This Pulls? (When Most Stuff Dies)

Why This Pulls? (When Most Stuff Dies)

Why This Pulls?
(When Most Stuff Dies)

If you got the click, your ad did its job.

But to convert? You need to grab
them by the throat.

Cold traffic doesn’t run on features or benefits, they don't GAF.
It runs on feeling.

“This is for me.”
“I trust this.”
“I get it.”

That’s the power of a proper prelander.
It doesn’t just grab attention (it builds belief fast enough to keep the sale alive).

Once your ad gets that click,
The page injects your conversion rate with steroids.

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(This button fixes what your 1k/day ads coudn't)

You Already Paid For The Click.

So Why Are You Letting The Sale Die?

No retainers.
No freelance hires.
No agency back-and-forth.

Just get a page that knows what to do with a cold click.

You already paid for traffic.
It’s dying on a page that doesn’t close.
Don't let it go to waste.

Let’s fix that.


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Want Winning Prelander Examples That Actually Made Money?

Drop your email. When I’ve got something worth seeing: breakdowns, angles, templates
(I’ll send it your way).

If your funnel’s still leaking...
It’s not the traffic, not the ad, not the angle.
It’s what comes after.

Lets fix it.

If your funnel’s still leaking...
It’s not the traffic, not the ad, not the angle.
It’s what comes after.

Lets fix it.

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(You already paid for traffic… Don't let it go to waste)

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